The meetings that took place in 2019 are a wonder to behold. A never-ending stream of conference rooms, whiteboard markers, and PowerPoint presentations.
New Year's Day - A meeting to discuss New Year's resolutions.
Weekly Team Meetings (Every Monday) - To discuss the meaning of 'synergy'.
The Annual 'State of the Company' Meeting - To remind everyone that the company exists.
Valentine's Day Meeting - To discuss love, relationships, and why the office coffee machine is always out of order.
Mid-February Motivation Meeting - To remind everyone that they're not actually failing at life.
The 'Spring Forward' Meeting - To discuss moving the office to a warmer location.
St. Patty's Day Meeting - To celebrate the luck of the Irish and why the office is still stuck with the old coffee machine.
The 'April Fools' Meeting - To play a prank on the CEO and pretend it's not actually a meeting.
The Annual 'Tax Filing' Meeting - To discuss who owes what and why the accountant is always late.
The 'May Day' Meeting - To celebrate the end of April and why the office is still stuck in the old building.
May the Fourth Meeting - To discuss the meaning of the date and why it's so confusing.
The 'Summer Solstice' Meeting - To discuss the meaning of 'solstice' and why the office is so hot.
June is Pride Month Meeting - To discuss why the office isn't actually inclusive.
The 'July Fourth' Meeting - To celebrate the American Independence Day and why the office is still stuck in the old building.
July is Hot Month Meeting - To discuss why the office air conditioning is broken.
The 'Summer Vacation' Meeting - To discuss why nobody actually takes a vacation.
The 'Back to School' Meeting - To remind everyone that they're actually still in the office.
The 'Back to School' Meeting - To actually start the school year.
The 'New Employee Orientation' Meeting - To confuse the new employees.
The 'Halloween' Meeting - To discuss why the office is running out of candy.
The 'Thanksgiving' Meeting - To discuss why the office is actually closed for the holiday.
The 'Fall Festival' Meeting - To actually have a real party.
The 'Black Friday' Meeting - To discuss why the office is actually closed for the holiday.
The 'Christmas' Meeting - To discuss why the office is actually on Christmas vacation.
The 'New Year's Eve' Meeting - To celebrate the end of another meeting-filled year.