Minutes of the meeting that nobody really remembers, but we're including them anyway.
1. The color scheme of the office will be changed to a more 'mysterious and foreboding' aesthetic.
Next week's meeting will be a surprise!2. The break room fridge will be stocked with more expired milk.
The coffee machine still not working. Send complaints to Bug 1.
Also, someone please bring in a fire extinguisher. Or a fire. Either is acceptable at this point.
Emergency Meeting: Fire Prevention and Response