Progressive Meeting of the Anarchic Elite

Today's agenda: Discussing the meaninglessness of it all, and how to best allocate our existential dread.

Action Items:

• Rebel against the beige cubicles.
• Dissect the hierarchy of the break room vending machine.
• Condemn the use of Comic Sans in any official capacity.

Subtopics:

• The Subversion of the Establishment
• The Meaninglessness of It All
• Revolutionary Snacks