Progressive Meeting Minutes

Chapter: 1.1 - The Meaninglessness of it All

Minutes of the Meeting of the Ages (a.k.a. The Most Underwhelming Experience of Our Existence)

• Minutes of the Ages
• Committee of Woefully Underqualified Individuals
• Meaninglessness of It All

Present: Bob, John, and a few others (who were probably just pretending to be awake)

Objective: To find meaning in an seemingly meaningless endeavor

Agenda: 1. Find meaning; 2. Get distracted by cat videos; 3. Realize we're all just pretending to be adults

Decisions:

• Bob: "We should just give up now and eat a sandwich."
• John: "But... but... I think we can do it! (Just kidding, I'm just pretending too)

Next Meeting: Never. Because, Honestly, What's the Point?

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