Background:

It started on Tuesday. Yes, Tuesday. The meeting was supposed to start at 9 AM, but nobody showed up. Not even Bob. The only clue was a half-empty box of Frooty Os in the break room.

As it turns out, the Frooty Os had been stolen by a rogue intern with a penchant for 80s pop culture. The question on everyone's mind is: what other meetings will be targeted next?

Next Steps:

1. Review the meeting minutes from Tuesday to identify potential security breaches.

2. Conduct an emergency meeting to discuss the Frooty Os and potential repercussions.

3. Implement a new system for tracking meeting attendees and snacks.

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Subcommittee Report:

Subcommittee 1: The Frooty O Task Force

Progress: 50%

Recommendations: Increase Frooty O stock, install security cameras in the break room.

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