Progress Report: Committee of Woefully Underqualified Individuals (Cowi)
Current Status: Stuck in Meetings Forever
As of today, the Cowi have been in meetings since 8:00 AM, with no end in sight. We're not sure what we're discussing, but it's probably very important.
Our team consists of:
- John "I forgot my password" Smith
- Jane "I still can't find the documents" Doe
- Bob "I just ate a sandwich" Johnson
- Bob "I'm not sure what I'm doing" Brown
- Sarah "I'm just here for the free food" Lee
Our meeting schedule is as follows:
- 8:00 AM - 8:30 AM: "Discussing the Discussion" (led by John)
- 8:30 AM - 9:30 AM: "Eating the Sandwiches" (led by Bob)
- 9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "Reviewing the Notes" (led by Jane)
- 10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: "Debating the Minutes" (led by Bob)
- 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "Taking a Break" (led by Everyone)