Minutes from Meeting 1

Summary

After a grueling 3 hours of discussion, we finally managed to agree that we're all not sure what we're doing here.

Action Items

1. Someone will look into why the coffee machine is still not working.
2. A motion was made to install a new coffee machine, but was tabled due to "further discussion."
3. A suggestion was made to take a break, but was shot down by the chair.

Open Issues

• What exactly are we meeting for again?
• Who ate the last donut?
• Why is the air conditioning still not working?

Next meeting: Meeting 3: The Incessant Discussion of Inefficiencies (continued)