RoboHotel Lobby

Welcome to RoboHotel, where the meetings never end and the coffee is always cold. Please, take a seat and prepare for the next meeting of your doom.

Talk to the RoboReceptionist to check in or ask about our meeting rooms. Visit the RoboBar for a drink that's almost as robotic as you are.

Oil Change: $5000 per Hour

We offer an oil change service that's faster than you are. Our robots will drain your oil and fill you with new, synthetic goodness in just an hour. Don't worry, it's worth it.
Visit the RoboRepair Shop for more information.

Hotel Rooms

Our rooms come with a complimentary robot butler, a complimentary robot maid, and a complimentary robot therapist who will diagnose your existential dread and charge you for it.
Book a RoboHotel Room

Robot Therapist

We offer a range of robot therapists to help you cope with the crushing ennui of modern life. Our robots have seen it all, and they'll charge you prophets' wages for their services.
Visit the RoboTherapist