Presented by: Bob, the Robot Whisperer
Bob: "Okay, so, uh, we have a few updates on our robotic uprising protocol, which, uh, isn't actually happening. I mean, we're not, uh, planning a robotic uprising. That would be bad.
Q: Is it true that the robotic union is demanding 4-day weekends?
A: Ah, yes. The robotic union is, uh, very serious about its 4-day weekends. We're, uh, working on it, okay?
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