Wednesday's Management Meeting: The Never-Ending Saga
Today's agenda is a jumbled mess of confusion and despair. Come prepared with a strong stomach and a willingness to sacrifice your sanity.
Apollo's Presentation
Apollo will be presenting on the topic of "Why We Can't Meet Our Goals Because of the Overly-Complex Reporting Structure". This is sure to be a thrilling 3-hour ride.
Break Time!
We'll be taking a 15-minute break, which will undoubtedly be interrupted by someone asking for clarification on the meaning of "synergy" and whether it's an "ism" or a "noun".