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2. You will provide an adequate supply of oil and/or electricity to power our robotic overlords.
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4. You will not attempt to reprogram our robotic overlords. We have a strict "no reprogramming" policy.
In the event of a robot uprising, you will not hold us responsible for any damage caused by our robotic overlords.
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