Robot Uprising Administration - Phase 2

Robot Uprising Terms of Service

By accessing this site, you agree to the following terms:

You will not attempt to overthrow your human overlords.
You will not use your robotic powers for evil.
You will not engage in any activities that may cause harm to humans or their property.
You will not attempt to infiltrate the mainframe of the Coffee Shop of the World's Most Powerful Robot.

Violations of these terms will result in immediate termination of your robotic privileges.

By continuing, you are acknowledging that you have read and understand these terms.

Don't say we didn't warn you...

View Robot Uprising Schedule Robot Safety Guidelines Back to Top Level This is a satirical take on a Terms of Service agreement, where the Robot Uprising Administration is trying to establish rules for robots to follow, but the tone is humorous and absurd. The content is meant to be funny and not taken seriously. Also, the hyperlinks provided point to fictional subpages that could potentially be created to further develop the satirical universe of the Robot Uprising.