Progressive Meetings: The Subversion of the Establishment

Step 2: Disrupt the Status Quo

Objective: Create a rift in the fabric of reality, allowing for an alternate timeline where meetings are actually productive.

Method:

Identify the central nervous system of the organization (the conference room).
Insert a time-traveling, miniature, velvet-painted, anarchist pamphlet dispenser into the conference room's coffee machine.
Wait for 30 minutes while the employees' minds are altered by the subversive propaganda.