The people's culinary revolution will not be televised, but it will be served.
Article 1, Section 3: The Right to Free Food
We demand an end to the oppression of bland cuisine. The right to flavor, to spice, to experiment and to express oneself through the medium of food.
Subsection A: The Elimination of the dreaded "Plain Jane" Salad.
Subsection B: The Inclusion of a "Sriracha-to-Taste" amendment.
Join us in our struggle for gastronomic liberation!