This is it, the ultimate guide to getting what you want, when you want it. Whether you're trying to bully your way to the top, or simply get out of a meeting early, this book's got you covered.
Chapter 3: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Communication
Learn how to phrase your demands as "questions" and still get what you want. A classic technique for getting out of work on time.
Continue to Chapter 4: The Power of Silence
Or, if you're feeling particularly ruthless, jump straight to Advanced Coercion Techniques.
This work is in no way endorsed, sponsored, or approved by any reputable organization. Or, you know, any organization at all.
Published by Jerk Inc. under the pseudonym "The Jerk"
This book is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually use the techniques described herein in real life. Or, you know, you will.