Meetings are for suckers. We're going to make you do it on the fly, without any of that pesky discussion.
Forced Listening is the key to getting things done. Don't bother trying to contribute, just listen and nod.
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But remember, the fine print is always hidden in the fine print. Read it carefully, or you'll be sorry.