Welcome, team! In this project, we're going to create a sense of desperation in the office. It's all about setting unrealistic goals, overcommitting, and underdelivering. Our goal is to make everyone feel like they're drowning in a sea of unfulfilled promises and broken deadlines.
Here's a rough outline of what we'll be covering:
Let's get started, but don't worry, we'll probably run out of time and money halfway through. It's just part of the fun!