Meeting Minutes for Project Management - Making Excuses for Why
Attended by: John, Jane, and Joe
Objective: Discuss and document the art of making excuses for why things aren't happening.
Notes:
- John: "I'm sorry, I couldn't attend because my dog ate my keyboard."
- Jane: "I had a family emergency, but my family was just calling to remind me of an upcoming family emergency."
- Joe: "I had a meeting to attend... in my sleep."
Decisions:
- John: To be honest, I was just browsing cat videos and didn't see the meeting invite.
- Jane: To reschedule for next week, but only if we have donuts.
- Joe: To claim it was a "creative meeting" and not actually happen at all.
Next Steps:
- John: Will attempt to find a new keyboard that's not eaten.
- Jane: Will send out a group text to remind everyone of the new meeting time.
- Joe: Will claim it's not a meeting, it's a "team building exercise".
Actions:
- John: Will make a fake meeting invite and send it to everyone, just in case.
- Jane: Will bring actual donuts next week.
- Joe: Will pretend to be asleep during the "meeting".
Adjournment:
We adjourned at 14:47, still confused, but slightly more amused.