Sprint Planning: Because Your Sanity is Optional

Objective: Convince team members to work on your project, even when they don't really want to.

Steps:

1. Step 1: Create an elaborate PowerPoint presentation with 20 slides.
2. Step 2: Force team members to attend a 2-hour meeting at 6:00 AM on a Sunday.
3. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until everyone is exhausted and compliant.

Hyperlinks to related subtopics:

• Burning out your team
• Using coercion to achieve goals
• Creating a sense of desperation