I have managed to accomplish many great things as the top dog around here.
I have successfully managed to make my team's favorite coffee machine break down for a whole week, thus earning me the coveted "Coffee King" title.
I have perfected the art of scheduling meetings to last exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes, ensuring maximum productivity and minimum actual work.
I have single-handedly kept the office supply cabinet stocked for an impressive 2 weeks without ever ordering more paper clips.
I have successfully talked the CEO into buying me a new chair, which I promptly used as a makeshift footrest for my desk chair.
As a token of appreciation for my exceptional management skills, I have earned the following rewards:
A free lunch on my birthday (which I still haven't had, because, you know, meetings)
A personalized "World's Okayest Manager" mug, which I use to hold my pens.
Unlimited access to the supply closet, where I have stockpiled an impressive collection of staplers.
And if you're feeling adventurous, you can:
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