Project Manager 1's Glorious Achievements

Because who needs actual accomplishments when you can make a list?

Here are some of the most impressive feats of the great Project Manager 1:

• Managed to Get the Team to Agree on a Meeting Time
• Nodded Along to a Meeting Without Actually Listening (A True Test of Leadership)
• Made a Project Plan That Was 90% Complete (The Other 10% Was Just Filler Words)

And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks! There's more where this came from.

More Achievements, Because Who Needs Less?