Phase 7 Planning: Our Leader is Losing It
The Project Manager
Meet our fearless leader, who is on the brink of a complete breakdown. Phase 7 planning is not going well, folks. We're talking existential crisis, people.
Current Status
As of today, we are 99.9% certain that Phase 7 will be delayed. Again. And possibly forever.
Key Issues
- Our leader is still trying to "get back to basics" and "reconnect with their inner self".
- We're out of coffee, which is affecting productivity.
- Someone ate the last of the office snacks, and it was definitely NOT Bob from Accounting.
Phase 7 Planning: Phase 7 Planning is a Nightmare
Next Phase: Phase 8, or "The Point of No Return"
Phase 7 Planning: Phase 7 Justification
Phase 7 Planning: Phase 7 Syndrome