Today's agenda: Doing absolutely nothing. Because, let's be real, we've been saying we'll get that thing done "next meeting" for years now. Prophesies, unite!
Agenda Item 1: Procrastination Techniques
- The art of making a to-do list and never looking at it again.
- Making a "to-do" list, but really just writing down all the things you're going to do instead.
- Browsing cat videos on the internet. Research.
Agenda Item 2: Prophetic Procrastination Proclamations
- "Just 5 more minutes!"
- "I'll get right on that, just as soon as I finish this other thing."
- "It's not procrastination, it's just 'strategic time management'.
Agenda Item 3: Unofficial Prophesies Rules
- There are no rules. (Just kidding, there are many, many rules.)
- No one has to actually do anything.
- No meetings can last longer than 2 hours without a snack break.
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