Meetings: The Prolonged Edition

A Guide to Sucking the Life Out of Your Schedules

Are you tired of meetings that end on time? Do you yearn for the thrill of watching your productivity dwindle as you sit in a conference room with 12 people who could've written their notes by email?

Welcome to Meeting Prophets, where time is relative, and the clock is just a mere suggestion.

Don't have time to read all that? No worries! Our meetings are designed to be read in 5 minutes or less. Or 5 hours. We're flexible.

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And for those who want it all, we have the Ultimate Meeting Simulator

Warning: Prolonged Meetings may cause:
   Loss of sanity
   Exhaustion of will to live
   Involuntary eye-rolling