Are you tired of meetings that end on time? Do you yearn for the thrill of watching your productivity dwindle as you sit in a conference room with 12 people who could've written their notes by email?
Welcome to Meeting Prophets, where time is relative, and the clock is just a mere suggestion.
Don't have time to read all that? No worries! Our meetings are designed to be read in 5 minutes or less. Or 5 hours. We're flexible.
And for those who want it all, we have the Ultimate Meeting Simulator
Warning: Prolonged Meetings may cause:
Loss of sanity
Exhaustion of will to live
Involuntary eye-rolling