Ancient Art of Meetings: Prophets of Prolonged Meetings

Chapter 7: The Prophets

And lo, it came to pass that the prophets of Prolonged Meetings didst foretell the fate of all meetings:

1. Meetings will never end, nor shall they be shortened.
2. Agendas will be rewritten at the last minute, for no one can predict the future.
3. The projector will break, and the meeting will be adjourned to another room.