Prophecies of Prolonged Meetings
According to our highly accurate and totally-not-made-up sources, these prophecies foretell the fate of our beloved meetings.
Prophecy 1: "A meeting will be called, but no one will come." - The Oracle of Prolonged Meetings
Learn more about this prophecyProphecy 2: "The projector will be stuck, and it will take 30 minutes to fix." - The Prophet of Prolonged Meetings
Read about this ominous predictionProphecy 3: "A decision will be delayed until the meeting runs over its allotted time, causing all attendees to miss their lunch appointments." - The Seer of Prolonged Meetings
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