Prophesied Bob's Weather Forecast

2024 Weather Forecast

According to Prophesied Bob's patented brand of pseudo-scientific methods, here's your daily weather forecast:

January 1st, 2024: Sunny with a high chance of existential dread.

January 15th, 2024: Partly cloudy with a 30% chance of spontaneous combustion.

February 1st, 2024: Frosty with a 100% chance of crippling student loan debt.

Prophesied Bob's weather forecasting methods are based on a proprietary blend of astrology, numerology, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated, unproven science.

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