Prophesied Bob's 2024 Umbrella Sales Predictions
Category
We predict:
- Totally 100% increase in sales of brightly colored umbrellas with built-in selfie sticks!
- 20% decrease in sales of boring black umbrellas with no bells and whistles.
- 50% chance of a meteor shower that'll render all umbrellas useless, so why bother?
Geographic Region
We predict:
- Texas will lead the country in umbrella sales due to its unpredictable tornadoes.
- New York will come in second due to its love of dramatic, over-the-top fashion statements.
- California will lag behind due to its love of sunshine, duh!
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See our breakdown by hour, because, you know, it's not like you have anything better to do!