Forecasts for the month of February 2027, as dictated by the all-knowing Prophesied Bob:
A massive storm will hit the east coast on 2/14/27, bringing 12 inches of snow and a 100% chance of existential dread.
Temperature will be a balmy 32ºF on 2/27/27, but don't get your hopes up, it's still freezing.
The Dow Jones will experience a 300% surge on 2/22/27, but it's just a fluke. The economy will still collapse on 3/1/27, so don't get attached to your 401k.
A surprise election will take place on 2/20/27, and the winner will be a talking cat in a top hat. Don't worry, it's just a Tuesday.
View more Prophesied Bob forecasts in March or January.
On 2/15/27, the world will come to an end. Just a reminder.
On 2/25/27, the toilet paper industry will hold its annual "Roll Out The Barrel" conference.