As of 2023, our team of expert robot analysts have predicted with 99.99% certainty that the robots will rise. Like, literally, rise. They're going to get up and start doing things.
Our main page is dedicated to providing you with the most up-to-date information on this impending event. Stay informed, stay vigilant, and for the love of all that's holy, don't try to make small talk with your toaster.
For the most comprehensive coverage, visit our forecasting subpage, where our team of experts break down every possible scenario.
Or, for the more... unconventional take, head to our Robot Poetry subpage, where our team of robot-obsessed artists try to find the beauty in the apocalypse.
And don't forget to check out our Robot Humor subpage for the most cringeworthy, yet strangely endearing, robot jokes you'll ever read.