Prophesied Bob's Weather Warnings

Get ready for...

• Tomorrow: Heavy Cheese Consumption Expected. Bring sunscreen and a snack.
• Next Thursday: 50% chance of scattered existential dread. Bring a spare change of socks.
• Next Tuesday: Sudden Onset of spontaneous karaoke. Bring earplugs and a willingness to sing.

For more weather warnings, visit our Weekly Forecasts Page

Or check out Prophesied Bob's End-of-the-World Forecasts