Prophesied Bob's Weather Warnings
Get ready for...
- Tomorrow: Heavy Cheese Consumption Expected. Bring sunscreen and a snack.
- Next Thursday: 50% chance of scattered existential dread. Bring a spare change of socks.
- Next Tuesday: Sudden Onset of spontaneous karaoke. Bring earplugs and a willingness to sing.
For more weather warnings, visit our Weekly Forecasts Page
Or check out Prophesied Bob's End-of-the-World Forecasts