Prophesied Bob's Methodological Marvels

Phase One: The Unbridled Vision

Wherein, the fearless leader, Prophesied Bob, reveals the first phase of his grandiose plan to revolutionize the world with an onslaught of poorly-placed, yet somehow still functional, duct-taped contraptions.

Phase One: The Unbridled Vision is a behemoth of a plan, comprising:

Step 1: Inventing a machine that turns thoughts into slightly-less-broken toasters
Step 2: Constructing a robot that can recite the entirety of War and Peace in 4 different accents
Step 3: Building a bridge made of nothing but pure, unadulterated, and unapologetic optimism

And, of course, it all starts with a detailed explanation of Step 1: The Invention of the Thought-Toaster

Step 1: The Invention of the Thought-Toaster Step 2: The Accentuating Robot Step 3: The Bridge of Hope and Despair