It is a truth universally acknowledged that Prophesied Bob, the self-proclaimed visionary, has once again proven himself to be a master of the obvious. His latest 'prophesy' – that pineapple pizza is a culinary abomination – is a shining example of his unparalleled talent for stating the obvious.
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