Welcome, brave adventurers, to the Prophesied Meetings of Doom, where the fate of your sanity is sealed and your productivity is doomed.
We have a meeting scheduled for you, and it's going to be a blast... of boredom and despair.
Don't worry, it's not like it'll change the course of your life or anything.
But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell afterwards.
Or, you know, a really bad one.
Our Arch-Nemesis: The Meeting Chair
May the odds be ever in your favor.
A force so powerful, so merciless, so utterly devoid of empathy or human decency.
This is the one they call 'The Meeting Chair', a monolith of bureaucratic despair.
Beware, traveler, for once you sit in their presence, there is no escape from the abyss of pointless discussion and crushing boredom.
May the clock be ever in your favor.