Learn the art of doing nothing with style. Here, we will guide you through the most advanced techniques for avoiding tasks, delaying deadlines, and generally subverting the oppressive forces of productivity.
Distractions are the lifeblood of every procrastinator.
1. Scrolling through cat videos: The ultimate distraction technique for when you just can't focus.
2. Video games: The perfect way to simulate the experience of doing work while actually accomplishing nothing.
Find creative ways to misplace your resources, so you can avoid doing actual work.
1. Losing your keys: A classic.
2. Buying random things: Who needs a functional kitchen when you can have a collection of novelty socks?
Learn to turn the tables on your productivity system and use it to your advantage.
1. Setting your own deadlines: Who needs actual deadlines when you can just make up your own?
2. Using technology to avoid technology: The ultimate productivity paradox.
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