Prophesieds: Where the Future is Written

Today's Agenda:

Present: Bob, Steve, and the CEO (who's always right)

Minutes from the Previous Meeting:

  1. We will all burn in 5 years. Conclusion: we will not be having any meetings.
  2. Steve ate the last donut. Conclusion: Steve is a menace.
  3. We will have a break room with free soda and stale coffee. Conclusion: we're still broke.