The Prophecies of Prophet 3 - Meeting Minutes
We, the Council of Prophets, gathered to discuss the impending arrival of the Great Sausage of the Damned. Reports indicate that the Sausage's flavor profile is a 7/10, leaning towards an uninspired 3.5/10.
Prophecy 1: The Sausage Shall Bring Famine
A grave concern was raised that the Sausage's arrival will lead to widespread crop failures due to its overpowering aroma, causing all crops to wither and die.
Prophecy 2: The Sausage Shall Bring Famine, but also Cheese
A counter-proposal was put forth that the Sausage's arrival will not only bring famine, but also an abundance of exotic cheese varieties, which will be the only thing left to eat after the crops have withered.