Prophet Bob is the chosen one. Born to predict the future, he has been making accurate prophecies since he was old enough to talk. His methods involve a lot of caffeine, a few tarot cards, and an unhealthy obsession with 80s pop culture.
His prophecies cover everything from world events to what your coworkers will wear on Fridays. He has a 99.9% accuracy rate, but don't quote him on that.
Prophet Bob's services include:
Don't forget, it's going to be a real doozy! The apocalypse is coming, and it's all because of your coworker's stapler. Don't worry, Prophet Bob has everything under control.
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