Prophet Bob was born with a gift, a gift of unshakeable destiny. His parents knew from a tender age that their son was destined for greatness, for he could see the future in his sleep.
He began his journey as a humble fortune teller, peddling his wares on street corners and in dingy coffee shops. But as his reputation grew, so did his ego.
Prophet Bob's prophecies were not for the faint of heart, for he saw the truth in all its gory detail. He foresaw wars, famines, and economic downturns.
Meet Prophet Bob:
Prophet Bob's predictions were always right, except for that one time he said the world would end on a Tuesday. But who's counting?
Read His PredictionsProphet Bob still resides in a small, cluttered apartment filled with tarot cards, broken mirrors, and last week's Chinese takeout.