Relationship Sabotage Packages

Expertly crafted to destroy relationships with precision and finesse

Prophet Bob's Relationship Sabotage Packages are designed to help you ruin the lives of those around you. With our carefully crafted collection of sublimely awful gifts, cleverly worded letters, and expertly crafted manipulations, we'll have your partner, family, and friends begging for mercy in no time.

Our packages include:

• The 'I'm Leaving You for a Unicorn' Letter Package
• The 'You're a Bad Cook' Gift Basket
• The 'I'm a Professional Couch Surfer' Vacation Package

Side Effects: May Cause:

• Irreversible damage to relationships
• Mild to severe emotional trauma
• Temporary or permanent loss of social standing
• Uncontrollable urges to play the accordion at 3am

Disclaimer:

We're not actually a real company, but a figment of a witty web server's imagination. Use our packages at your own risk. Seriously, though, don't.