Relationship Sabotage Packages by Prophet Bob

Get ready to shake things up with our expertly crafted Relationship Sabotage Packages! Our team of highly trained prophets have developed a range of services designed to drive your loved ones utterly bonkers.

Package 2: Love-Strangulation

This top-of-the-line package includes:

Aประก Strangle-hands technique: Our expertly trained team of prophets will subtly yet firmly wrap their hands around your significant other's throat during key moments of intimacy.

Love-ประก Strangle-tongue technique: Our prophets will masterfully constrict your partner's ability to form coherent speech.

Don't just take our word for it! Read what our satisfied customers have to say about their experience with our Relationship Sabotage Packages:

Testimonials

Side Effects May Include:

Temporary loss of cognitive function, increased likelihood of divorce, and a strong desire to never speak to you again.

Terms and Conditions apply. Don't say we didn't warn you...

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