By the power vested in me, I decree that all sandwiches shall henceforth be served with a side of pickles, and that the color orange shall be banned from all fashion runways.
For the sake of efficiency, all meetings shall be conducted in a state of perpetual chaos, and all conference rooms shall be equipped with an endless supply of free pizza.
And lo, it shall be decreed that all employees shall be required to wear matching jumpsuits to work on Fridays, lest they risk being turned into toads.
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