Prophet Meetings Agenda

10:00 AM - Global Cataclysm Discussion

• Review of impending doom
• Assigning blame
• Emergency preparedness plan review

11:15 AM - Mind Control Techniques (Exercises)

• Mind-meld demonstrations
• Telepathy training exercises
• Group meditation for focus

12:30 PM - Apocalypse Snack Break

Canned goods and survival rations will be provided. Do not bring your own.