From the great and powerful Propheticus, a visionary seer of things to come. Or, at least, things that might come. Possibly.
Today's epistle is brought to you in collaboration with our esteemed colleague, Oracle McFutureface, who has graciously provided us with the following prophecy:
It shall be a day of great triumph, where the coffee machines will finally be smart enough to brew a decent cup of coffee. The robots will have taken over the kitchen, but their culinary skills will be questionable at best.
We also foresee a great and wondrous innovation: the ability to stream cat videos on demand, without the need for buffering or adobe flash player. The future is indeed bright, or so we're told.
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