Minutes of the Prophetic Council Meeting
Meeting Topic: The Coming Apocalypse
Attendees:
- John, Prophet of the Damned
- Jane, Sibyl of the Unseen
- Bob, Seer of the Inevitable
Agenda:
- 1. The End of the World as We Know It
- 2. The Rise of the New Order
- 3. Coffee Break (cancelled due to impending doom)
Actions Taken:
- Decided to build a doomsday bunker in the basement
- Ordered 1000 cases of canned beans and 5000 bottles of water
- Declared that pineapple pizza is still a crime against humanity
Next Meeting:
April 15th, 2024
Decisions of the Previous Meeting