It's a travesty. A travesty, I say! The last donut in the break room has been pilfered, leaving naught but a crumbly, sugary void in its wake.
Debaters from all corners of the universe converge to weigh in on the existential crisis at hand. "Is it right to hoard the last donut?" "Can we truly call ourselves friends if we can't share the last donut?" "Is the last donut a harbinger of doom, a symbol of our society's crumbling values?"
Join us as we tackle the tough questions and indulge in some well-deserved snack-time schadenfreude.