The Last Donut Paradox

A Meeting of the Interdimensional Council of Donut Enthusiasts

As the last donut in the universe, you have been summoned to address the Interdimensional Council of Donut Enthusiasts. Your presence is requested to resolve the paradox of the donut's existence.

It has come to the Council's attention that the last donut in the universe has been consumed, leaving a gaping hole in the fabric of reality. Your expertise is required to resolve this crisis.

Council members include:

• Chairperson: Zorg, Lord of the Rings
• Deputy Chair: Glaze McSnicker, Donut Wizard
• Counsel: Dr. Sprinkles, Theoretical Donut Physicist

Agenda for today's meeting:

• Resolution of the Last Donut Paradox
• Discussion of the Donut's Quantum Entanglement
• Election of new Council members to replace departing Chairperson Zorg

Related Meeting: The Great Coffee Council Quantum Donut Ontology

Side Effects of Donut Consumption:

• Reality Distortion
• Time Dilation
• Unstable Temporal Loops

Please report any side effects to the Council.

Learn more about Quantum Donut Ontology

Meeting adjourned until further notice.