Quantum Donut Ontology Subcommittee 1: Quantum Fluctuations and Causality Debates

Meetings are held in a state-of-the-art, quantum-entangled conference room deep beneath the donut shop. Topics of discussion include:

The implications of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle on donut hole sizes.

The causality of sprinkles and frosting on donut toppings.

Debating the merits of donuts as a fundamental particle in the universe.