Prophecies and Forecasts

Prophecies:

Our team of expert Prophets have gathered the most accurate predictions for the future. Don't believe us? Try our 100% satisfaction guarantee (not actually 100%, but we like to dream big).

• Prophecy of the Ages
• Prophecy of the Apes
• Prophecy of the Robots

Forecasts:

Our team of expert Forecasters have gathered the most accurate predictions for the future. Don't believe us? Try our 99.9% satisfaction guarantee (we're working on the .1%).

• Forecasts and Forewarnings
• Forecasts and Fantasies

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