Prophetic Meetings: Forecasting Fail

Today's Forecast

• Chance of productivity: 0%
• Chance of actual work: -10%
• Chance of spontaneous coffee breaks: 99%

Tomorrow's Forecast

• Chance of rain: 50%
• Chance of actual rain in the conference room: 100%
• Chance of someone setting off the fire alarm: 10%

Actual Work Plan (if you can find it)